The CMT Country Music Awards took place yesterday, April 14, 2008. All in all, I would have worn maybe one or two of these dresses. Yawn!
Faith Hill seems to have mistaken this for a Batwoman theme party. She's a beautiful woman, who can rock any gown she chooses — why did she go all Liza Minelli on us?!
Nicole looked ravishing, don't you think? The scarlet red really suits her (and thank you for wearing the right lipstick, Nicole). But where did she hide the baby? She is as unpregnant-looking an expectant mother as any I've ever seen!
While not exactly awful, this lace dress makes me think of Sunday church dresses in the South in the 1990's. Seriously, people should stay away from wearing cutesy lace doilies — especially if they're no longer in their ingenue years.... Gaw, I feel mean, but someone had to say it!
A very grown-up showing — gorgeous dress, hair and makeup. But I still think 16 year-olds should dress like 16 year-olds. What do you think?
Oh my. This 1920s dress is just not a good look for LeAnn. Painful!
One-shoulder is in, but I'm not crazy about this dress, and the undergarment does bad things for Carrie, and I don't understand the reasoning behind wearing it — she has a nice body without underarmor! Plus, if you do red carpets on a regular basis, you really should get some coaching on how to stand and pose. I don't mean you need to hire Benny Ninja, but learning the basics wouldn't hurt!
Okay, this one takes the cake — Spiderman meets mermaid, and together they attack Paula Abdul. Horrid! An unusually tasteless showing, even for Paula. No, no, no!
Granted, nobody really expects high fashion from a country music awards show, but ugh! I need to go wash my eyes out with bleach now.
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