I will break my "No Lindsay Lohan" rule for this first and last time on the Glam Guide.
Just one in a long line of ego-rich, judgment-poor deludenoids, Lindsay Lohan has partaken in a photo shoot with pretensions to being Marilyn.
Photographer Bert Stern, one of Marilyn's close friends, shot the famous 1962 "Last Sitting" of Marilyn Monroe for Vogue. The shoot took 3 days and yielded nearly 2,600 photos. Vogue published an 8-page spread.
If you want to see more of the real photos, the complete shoot was published in 2006 as a gigantic art book.
LiLo, take it from Æsop — a jackdaw in borrowed feathers will never make a peacock. No amount of bleach, false eyelashes, or soft lights will ever make you compare with Marilyn. I want to vomit.
Photos from New York Magazine: