The Horror, the Horror! Are the celebrity stylists on strike too? That'd be about the only thing explaining this week's horrifying celebrity appearances, apart from temporary insanity and loss of taste. Warning: I have nothing nice to say about this week's fashions, so if snark isn't your thing, feel free to skip this post.
This week's worst offenders:
|Nicole Kidman, 16 Dec 2007|
The Golden Compass Premiere, Sydney
Balenciaga, believe it or not. Unless you're auditioning for the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz, this is definitely a "Don't" in my book. OMG.
I wouldn't like this purple sack anyway, but come on Piper, couldn't you at least have gotten it steamed / ironed before stepping up on a red carpet??? Explain this hair to me, please? And nothing wrong with red patent pumps in principle, but what possessed you to wear them with this dress?? Ugh.
The-Great-Pumpkin-goes-Pseudo-Edwardian confection by J. Mendel makes me feel like someone is using a cheese grater on my brain. More Freddy Krueger than Diane Kruger. When it comes to this hideous getup, I'm 100% with Elle Woods in Legally Blonde: "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously deluded."
Okay, this is all I can take without doing myself permanent harm. Talk amongst yourselves.
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